Source (via The Electroshock Quotationary, Leonard Roy Frank, 2006).
Word to the Wise: Do NOT use Samaritans UK for emotional support
I know this because after much frustration I started phoning the Samaritans in the USA. At first I thought the appalling support from Samaritans UK (with some notable exceptions) was “just my fault” until I discovered the USA Samaritans. I used a cheap international dialling number and 99% of the time the USA Samaritans have […]
THE BUTTON
There was a button that once pressed could bring economic prosperity, world peace, protect children and solve crime. But the existence of this button was denied. People skirted around it and were scared of it. But one day a man came along, Donald J Trump, and he said “I want to press that button, I’m […]